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Walkin the dog

January 19, 2010 by sandor.fagyal

 

A little girl asked her Mom, 'Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?'
Mom replies, 'No, because she is in heat.'
'What's that mean?' asked the child.
'Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage.'
The little girl goes to the garage and says, 'Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you.'
Dad said, 'Bring Belle over here.' He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, And scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said 'OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and Only go one time round the block.' The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.

dog & little girl

Surprised, Dad asked, 'Where's Belle?' (YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS!!!)

The little girl said, 'She ran out of gas about halfway down the block,
So another dog is pushing her home.'


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Dirt Devil

February 6, 2009 by sandor.fagyal


Given the number of things that we humans conjure up, one wonders what a dog thinks of it all! Look at the vacuum cleaner. It makes noise, sucks things up and you have to stay out of it's way. What does that mean to a dog? Pure evil!

Dirt Devil



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Talking to Dogs - What do they know?

January 28, 2009 by sandor.fagyal


Whoever got the idea that our dogs can understand what we say? Like the well meaning gentleman in the cartoon below, we often rattle of stuff to our canine friends.

However, our dogs do listen to what we say. They just can't understand it. Sometime the intelligent dogs pick up our meaning from our voice and emotions. But that's not always true :)

Doggie Humor



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Useless Barking

January 14, 2009 by sandor.fagyal


I'm sure all of us dog lovers can sympathize with this scenario. Dog barks at falling leaves. Dog barks at the car approaching. But said dog doesn't bark where it's necessary!

The cartoon below shows this beautifully!

Doggie humor

Hilarious :)

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Popular Paws # 31: Norfolk Terrier

January 9, 2009 by sandor.fagyal

Eric Banks - Child turned Norfolk Terrier

In Allan Ahlberg's delightful book "Woof!", 10 year old Eric Banks is magically transformed into a Norfolk Terrier. The book explains life through they eyes of a dog and when he becomes a boy, he has to prepare for it to happen again!

This children's book is well known in modern day literature, as Eric soon finds out that all is not well. The style of writing is very curious as Alhberg tries to mingle the thought processes of a dog with that of a boy!

Norfolk Terrier



Norfolk Terriers are said to be completely fearless despite being the smallest of the working terriers. True to the terrier form, they enjoy chasing down small prey like mice and rats. They enjoy being in regular contact with humans throughout and make excellent pets.

Norfolk puppies are in great demand due to these qualities.


Dealing with Unpleasant Visitors

December 12, 2008 by sandor.fagyal

 

Unlike Humans, dogs can get away with openly disliking someone. So the next time someone from the utility or government department comes into your home without your permission, you can always "go easy" on your dog when he or she growls at them!

After all, they're dogs aren't they?

Doggie Humor

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If only we had stressful days like our dogs!

October 9, 2008 by sandor.fagyal


Sometimes, I swear it really seems as if dogs have all the luck! I mean what do they need to do at home? Just sit around for hours doing nothing (how do they do that!?), they never brush their teeth (and rarely have issues), don't have to shave.....

Dog's life

If the phrase "It's a dog's life" means this, then I want to have a dog's life too!

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Doggy Humor: Doggy Aroma Therapy

September 8, 2008 by sandor.fagyal


When you live in the world of dogs, you can't but help imagine what their world would be like if they faced the same issues that we do. For us, the world of smell is almost non-existent. Imagine how sophisticated aroma therapy would be if dogs were allowed to set the rules! Below, is a glimpse of what it would be like!

Doggy Humor

Pretty neat huh?


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Your dog says a lot about you!

August 14, 2008 by sandor.fagyal

Be wary of how you bring up your dog....he might reveal things you don't want others to find out about!


Doghy Humor

 

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Not the same for everyone...!

August 9, 2008 by sandor.fagyal

It's the dog doctor that really gets me! Imagine him with the chart - 3 right. That means 15/20 smell!

Dog Poem


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