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The Top 10 Reasons Why a Dog Is Better than a Woman:

March 13, 2008 by ann


1. A dog's parents will never visit you.
2. A dog loves you when you leave your clothes on the floor.
3. A dog limits its time in the bathroom to a quick drink.
4. A dog never expects you to telephone.
5. A dog will not get mad at you if you forget its birthday.
6. A dog does not care about the previous dogs in your life.
7. A dog does not get mad at you if you pet another dog.
8. A dog never expects flowers on Valentine's Day.
9. The later you arrive, the happier a dog is to see you....
10. A dog does not shop.

This has to be shared! Although I am a gal, I still find it funny. I came upon it , while reading another puppy blog, called "Miniature Yorshire Terrier" Blog. I do hope they won't mind me quoting them, but this is just too cute.

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Posted by Anonymous at Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Other reasons: 1. My dog will

Other reasons:
1. My dog will gladly play with other dogs while I watch.
2. My dog believes toys can enhance our relationship.
3. My dog is happy to include other dogs in our play.
4. My dog doesn't consider it degrading to wear a collar and leash.
5. My dog doesn't mind if I see other dogs on the side.
6. My dog will gladly stick his head in my crotch without me having to beg for it.
7. My dog still gives me the tongue when he kisses me.
8. My dog doesn't think doggystyle is degrading or unnatural.
9. My dog walks around the house naked all the time.
10. My dog likes having balls in his mouth.

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