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Thursday, October 16, 2008

Time for a few Home truths. You remember Cliff Richard's "Bachelor Boy" right? Well, that still holds true, and Bachelors need not be lonely....they can get a dog!

Here are some reasons why Bachelors can substitute a dog for a woman in their life:

TOP TEN REASONS WHY A DOG IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN
1. A dog's parents will never visit you.
2. A dog loves you when you leave your clothes on the floor.
3. A dog limits its time in the bathroom to a quick drink.
4. A dog never expects you to telephone.
5. A dog will not get mad at you if you forget its birthday.
6. A dog does not care about the previous dogs in your life.
7. A dog does not get mad at you if you pet another dog.
8. A dog never expects flowers on Valentine's Day.
9. The later you are, the happier a dog is to see you

The last hurdle has been removed. Go Bachelors!

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