Euro Puppy's Blog

Most dogs are not as careful as the one in the video and they will not only dance around the Christmas tree. They are much more likely to think its edible or that it's their new toy. To avoid disaster, here is a list of things a dog should promise as Christmas approaches:

A little girl asked her Mom, 'Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?'
Mom replies, 'No, because she is in heat.'
'What's that mean?' asked the child.
'Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage.'
The little girl goes to the garage and says, 'Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you.'
Dad said, 'Bring Belle over here.' He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, And scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said 'OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and Only go one time round the block.' The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.



Surprised, Dad asked, 'Where's Belle?' (YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS!!!)

The little girl said, 'She ran out of gas about halfway down the block,
So another dog is pushing her home.'

Given the number of things that we humans conjure up, one wonders what a dog thinks of it all! Look at the vacuum cleaner. It makes noise, sucks things up and you have to stay out of it's way. What does that mean to a dog? Pure evil!

Whoever got the idea that our dogs can understand what we say? Like the well meaning gentleman in the cartoon below, we often rattle of stuff to our canine friends.

However, our dogs do listen to what we say. They just can't understand it. Sometime the intelligent dogs pick up our meaning from our voice and emotions. But that's not always true :)