Euro Puppy BLOG

Remember the post about how Cavaliers are Friendly? Well this proves it. This pictue is too cute! It's a stare down match. Who will win? Turtles can wait a long time you know....

We'd better hope that the turtle doesn't suddenly decide to go for a quick nip!

Just like in the cartoons, when you see the pilots with their ears steaming back into the wind, and their eyes become slits, along with their cheeks getting pulled backwards!

This dog's name is Banana, and if she had her way, who knows where she'd take the car :)

The photographer's guess is that she's eying the bakery nearby!

Ok, so I'm not sure if this is funny or not, but after close inspection, I simply have to say ..... it's VERY funny :D

The doggy here has missed the frisbee by a mile...

What you gotta love is the absolute conviction the dog has that the frisbee is exactly where he thinks it is! He aint gonna get a cookie for this one. You can be sure of that.



But I have to congratulate the photographer on his skill. What a shot! The precise moment when the poor woman hasn't yet fully realized that a pair of jaws are coming towards her at sonic speed! I wonder what happened after that....

You know how when your dog loves something that you put in front of him in a bowl, and they lick it clean way after it's empty? They chase it around the room making an awful racket.

Sometimes, they go a little too far, and this is what happens:


Best part is, he'll never learn :) . The big baby.

Time for a few Home truths. You remember Cliff Richard's "Bachelor Boy" right? Well, that still holds true, and Bachelors need not be lonely....they can get a dog!

Here are some reasons why Bachelors can substitute a dog for a woman in their life:

TOP TEN REASONS WHY A DOG IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN
1. A dog's parents will never visit you.
2. A dog loves you when you leave your clothes on the floor.
3. A dog limits its time in the bathroom to a quick drink.
4. A dog never expects you to telephone.
5. A dog will not get mad at you if you forget its birthday.
6. A dog does not care about the previous dogs in your life.
7. A dog does not get mad at you if you pet another dog.
8. A dog never expects flowers on Valentine's Day.
9. The later you are, the happier a dog is to see you

The last hurdle has been removed. Go Bachelors!

Sometimes, I swear it really seems as if dogs have all the luck! I mean what do they need to do at home? Just sit around for hours doing nothing (how do they do that!?), they never brush their teeth (and rarely have issues), don't have to shave.....


If the phrase "It's a dog's life" means this, then I want to have a dog's life too!

It's amazing what Seeing eye dogs can do and how they lead their owners around. They lead their owner around obstacles and often become their best friends.

Once in a while however, it's nice to joke about them. Like the one below:

A blind man walks into a hardware store with his seeing eye dog...
Very briskly, the man makes his way to the center of the store, and stops. Without hesitation, the man picks his dog up by its leash, and begins spin the dog around over his head. Seeing the poor pooch flying around the air, the store managers quickly makes his way over to the blind man. Without pause, the manager asks the gentleman if he can help. Without concern, the blind man replies, "Nope, just looking around."

Let's cap off today with another puppy related item. It's not easy to have puppy sit still when you're doing something complex like taking his/her photograph. This is approximately what you have do:

1. Remove film from box and load camera.

2. Remove film box from puppy's mouth and throw in trash.

3. Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from muzzle.

4. Choose a suitable background for photo.

5. Mount camera on tripod and focus.

6. Find puppy and take dirty sock from mouth.

7. Place puppy in pre-focused spot and return to camera.

8. Forget about spot and crawl after puppy on knees.

9. Focus with one hand and fend off puppy with other hand.

10. Get tissue and clean nose print from lens.

11. Put cat outside and put peroxide on the scratch on puppy's nose.

13. Put magazines back on coffee table.

14. Try to get puppy's attention by squeaking toy over your head.

15. Replace your glasses and check camera for damage.

16. Jump up in time to grab puppy by scruff of neck and say, "No, outside! No, outside!"

17. Clean up mess.

18. Sit back in chair with lemonade and resolve to teach puppy "sit" and "stay" the first thing in the morning.

Most of us think that having your dog neutered is a convenience. That is certainly true, but what about the dog himself? You think he enjoys having his nuts chopped off?

Here is where he gets his revenge:

As an elderly lady sat on her front porch reflecting on her long life, a Fairy Godmother suddenly appeared and offered to fulfill three wishes for her.

"Well," said the woman, "I guess I'd like to be rich."
POOF: The Fairy Godmother turned her rocking chair into solid gold.

"And I wouldn't mind being a young and beautiful princess."
POOF: The Fairy Godmother turned the old woman into an exquisite young princess, with a priceless crown of jewels.

"Your third wish?" asked the Fairy Godmother. "Could you possibly turn my wonderful dog into a handsome prince?"
POOF: There, in front stood the most handsome young man anyone had ever seen. She stared at him in awe, completely smitten.

As he came toward her, her knees weakened. He bent down, brushing his lips across her ear as he whispered, "I bet you are sorry you had me neutered."

Eat your heart out lady!